Canned Unicorn Meat
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ThinkGeek
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Our Price: $12.99
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General Safety Warning:
Products sold by BBTS may be intended for Adult Collectors. Products may contain sharp points, small parts,
choking hazards, and other elements not suitable for children under 16
years old.
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* 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
* Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland
* Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium
* Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness
* Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more
* Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties
* Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol
* Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses
* Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.
* The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!
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Product Number: THG10002
Shipping Weight: 0.29 pounds
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This item is in Standard Grade Condition:
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 The item is brand new, in mint condition, and sealed inside its packaging.
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Packaging condition is verified to be 80% mint (C8) or better.
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Standard Grade items are suitable to display in the package, or to open.
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