Republic Gunship
By
Hasbro
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Our Price: $4.99
List Price $14.99 |
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General Safety Warning:
Products sold by BBTS may be intended for Adult Collectors. Products may contain sharp points, small parts,
choking hazards, and other elements not suitable for children under 16
years old.
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There’s nothing like jacking up “Flight of the Valkyrie” to shockwave proportions and descending in your Republic gunship while battering dissembled squads of spindly battle droids with wide-swath incendiary rockets. Afterwards, once you take the hill, you break out the steaks and the barbeque pits. You stand satisfied and satiated, gorged on conquest and heady post-kill adrenalin, one foot poised atop a desiccated droid skull, smelling the napalm in the morning and thinking about all the fine surfing to come the next day.
Shaped just a little like a moose head, this destructive vessel has it all, rockets, lasers, bells, whistles, linen cabinets, kitchen sinks, tombstones, coffee grounds, even bubble-turret-mounted guns. There is no escape, if you’re one of the droid infantry, as you look up suddenly, your optic receptors briefly registering the shape of your imminent doom. You suddenly forget about that leather-tough squad of Wookies buttoned in behind their foxhole fortifications. You suddenly forget about your malingering bug-eyed creators and a fickle political cause that meant less than Dewlap excrement to you in the first place. You have only one instant to deliver your parting prayer to the God of Hapless Droid Stooges, and then you are atomized in one resplendent instant.
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Product Number: HAS12306
Shipping Weight: 0.28 pounds
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This item is in Standard Grade Condition:
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 The item is brand new, in mint condition, and sealed inside its packaging.
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Packaging condition is verified to be 80% mint (C8) or better.
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Standard Grade items are suitable to display in the package, or to open.
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