“I dumped you because you're dragging around a 35 year old umbilical cord.”
If you ever find yourself in a pirate prison on Pangu Island, you will be glad to have this 12” Lana Kane plush to help you break free (even if it means your team never becoming the South Pacific Lacrosse League Champions.) Lana is dressed in her classic one piece dress, tall boots, and with her large Johnny Benchian fingers wrapped around a machine gun. Don’t be wet with jealousy when your friends buy one… Get yours today!
Lana Kane is the top female agent at ISIS and Archer's ex-girlfriend. A tall, beautiful woman, she is a competent and deadly agent but is constantly frustrated that she is treated as the number two ISIS field agent because Archer's mother runs the agency. The fact that she is tall and has abnormally large hands are often a source of fodder for jokes at her expense. Her name is reminiscent of Lanacane, a pharmaceutical company that produces anti-itching cream.