Let visitors to your house know that spatters of any kind are unacceptable. You will not turn the other cheek, you will slice it! What civilized person puts a cup glistening with condensation on a bare wooden table? That's why we have this set of blood-spattered Dexter coasters. (To put cups on, not to slice people with.) Can you imagine slicing someone open with a dull-edged coaster? That would take a great deal of effort.
If you're a fan of Dexter, serial murder, blood spatter, or just clean coffee tables, you should get your hands on this set of coasters. They're made of sturdy clear acrylic with various blood spatter patterns printed on them. Rubberized feet underneath protect your table from scratches and keep things from sliding around. Of course, all bets are off if there's blood spatter on the table because you already sliced the other cheek...
Blood-spattered coasters from the Showtime TV show, Dexter
Set of 6 clear glass coasters with big blood spatters on 'em
Comes in a wooden treasure box engraved with the Dexter logo
Rubberized feet protect your table, prevent sliding
Officially licensed Dexter collectible